Office is evil! What has the most evil of all the evil evil evil that you could ever imagine, do you imagine? You know why the office is just such an evil evil? We'll give you the answer! Office is an evil evil because office turns people into plankton and is the worst thing that can happen to a real person. Imagine that you are trapped in the plant plankton. Know how to save and resist mutation? You need something to entertain yourself. Since there is nothing to do then I suggest you throw papers in the bin - it helps. Check it out. Good luck!